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-The Descent (2006): 9/10

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One of the most exceptional horror movies in recent years. You know a horror movie's working right when you're squirming in anxiety long before the first monster rears its head. From its despairing prologue to its final shock cut (or hallucination, depending on the cut you're watching), this is major-league creepy and psychologically disturbing, especially when you consider the theory that there might not have been any monsters...

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-The Last House On The Left (1972): 1.5/10

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Jeez, I feel really bad about bagging on every new-to-me Wes Craven movie I've watched this month, but seriously...he made a lot of garbage. Essentially the grandfather of the reprehensible "Torture Porn" craze of the 00's, The Last House On The Left is one grimy, dank, unpleasant -- and most importantly not-scary -- film. And it's not just the amateur-hour acting and slipshod filmmaking and leering gore that make this such a chore to sit through...The Texas Chain Saw Massacre had equally threadbare production values and questionable performances, yet that film had a visual elegance and restraint (yes, I said it) that still makes your palms sweat to this very day. Last House is just a grisly mess, not helped by probably the most inept, inappropriate horror movie soundtrack I've ever heard...imagine the shower scene in Psycho scored to a chorus of buzzing kazoos, and you've got an idea of just how inane the musical choices are in this film. And the slapstick interludes with a pair of bungling lawmen who just can’t get a ride when their patrol car breaks down is the kind of "comic relief" you want relief from immediately. Yuck.

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Had to remind myself that Wes Craven actually made good movies from time to time...

-Scream (1996): 9/10

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For my money, this is Craven's finest film...a winkingly sly homage to 80's-era slasher flicks that's brimming over with genre in-jokes and references without ever once condescending to the audience, using its humor to disguise the genuine shocks and thrills along the way. The opening fifteen-minute prologue (with Drew Barrymore being stalked by a raspy-voiced maniac who taunts her over the phone with ghoulish, profane enthusiasm) is a masterclass of suspense filmmaking, with the white-knuckle cat & mouse tension (featuring nods to Psycho and When A Stranger Calls) acting as a perfect curtain-raiser for an ingeniously-scripted whodunnit (penned by Kevin Williamson) where the identity of the killer (decked out in a melting, elongated face mask that's one of the best slasher movie disguises ever conceived) is almost impossible to suss out on a first viewing but that increases your enjoyment the next time around as you're able to track out the locations of the large cast and admire the chessman's skill in hiding the ultimate payoff. A trio of sequels (all directed by Craven) have their merits -- although the strained, jokey third one is pretty skippable -- but the original remains Craven's most assured, skillful and scary piece of filmmaking, and it's this film that really makes me feel so bad in trashing the majority of his filmography...Wes, if you were capable of making movies as good as this, why were you wasting your time and talent on nonsense like Shocker and My Soul To Keep?

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Not to put down Wes but a lot of Scream's success is due to the screenplay by Williamson which was funny, clevet and ushered in a whole era of "self-conscious" genre exercises. Honestly Craven is a very scattershot filmmaker. I still think the original Elm Street isnt all that hot...I remember when they showed it in my History of Horror class at Boston College in front of about 100 kids people laughed out loud at the mother's performance lol. He made many more bad movies than good ones.

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Most of the Craven movies I've watched this month have been new-to-me, and agreed...for a supposed "master of horror", the majority of his filmography sucks. :? Even the two Nightmare On Elm St. movies he directed aren't the best of the franchise (the third one was the best, and Craven just wrote the original draft of the screenplay before director Chuck Russell and Frank Darabont re-wrote it). I like the second and fourth Scream sequels (the third was a slapsticky mess), The Serpent & The Rainbow was eerie and effective, and Red Eye was a lean thriller, but...Cursed? My Soul To Take? Shocker? At least John Carpenter had a good, solid decade's worth of films (from Assault On Precinct 13 in 1976 to Big Trouble In Little China in '86) before his slow, steady decline into mediocrity in the late 80's and throughout the 90's...with Craven, even his success stories seem to have been fluky accidents. Yeah, he created Freddy Krueger, but the first film is only sort of okay once you get past the admittedly-innovative premise (compare to the first Halloween, for example...the characters were more likable, the filmmaking more elegant, and the suspense more sustained), and the sequels are a mixed bag at best. And while Craven was at the helm for all of the Scream sequels, the series got mired down in trying to replicate the snarky, meta jokiness of Williamson's script for the original (the third is like an R-rated Scooby-Doo episode), and none of the sequels ever had a sequence as good and scary as the opening of the original. Like, it sucks that Craven died, and I respect him for launching two of the most iconic horror movie villains, but he was never "all that" as a director.

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No he's not, you're absolutely right. Much more of a "brand name" than a really strong filmmaker IMO. To be honest it almost felt like he stumbled into some of his biggest hits by accident. His 70s movies were more infamous for their salacious content than being actually "good" (like LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT and THE HILLS HAVE EYES). I give him credit for helming SCREAM -- but he didn't write it. I liked RED EYE, but again, he was working off someone else's script. Nearly every time he directed one of his own scripts, the film was terrible

And as far as the 80s go, don't forget DEADLY FRIEND -- lol!! :lol: :lol:

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-The People Under The Stairs (1991): 6/10

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By the admittedly atrocious standards of every new-to-me Wes Craven movie I've watched this month, this comes across as a rousing success. That's not to mean it's especially good, merely competent, and at least it attempts some deeper socio-political subtext than you'd expect from such a grisly genre exercise. A bizarre mixture of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Home Alone, this is a film very dated to the era in which it was released, where the tribulations of African-Americans of limited means was used as grist for a spree of inner-city crime dramas and schlocky horror films. This one lacks the elegance and dread of something truly ambitious like Candyman, or the crackling, cat & mouse suspense of something like Trespass, but -- some awkward shifts in tone aside -- it is at least well-crafted, and has some memorably eccentric touches.

-Vampire In Brooklyn (1995): 1/10

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This, however, is straight-up swill, wasting the talents of not only Craven but that of Eddie Murphy (at the nadir of his early-90's career slump), portraying a suave, ladykiller of a vamp who has just arrived in New York looking for the reincarnation of his lost love (oh, that moldy oldie...), who appears to him in the form of an NYC detective (Angela Bassett, too good for this material) who he's aching to sink his teeth into. An unholy mess of unfunny comedy and anemic blood-bag effects, this is absolutely painful to sit through, Murphy riffing away in a void while Craven is stuck directing traffic. It's interesting to note that both Murphy and Craven had their "comeback" projects come out a year later...Murphy with The Nutty Professor and Craven with Scream. Good thing, too, because this would have been a career-killer otherwise. On the plus side, Bassett looks stunning, and J. Peter Robinson's score is fine, but otherwise, this is about as entertaining as watching a blank screen for 100 minutes.

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Re: Vampire in Brooklyn. You have more patience than I do MJ. I remember one year going to a local video store and renting the videocassette for VIB (am I dating myself there? Lol...). I took it home and put it in, and 15-20 minutes later I stopped the VCR, rewound the videotape, and returned it to the store. I told the guy behind the counter that this was the absolute dumbest film I had ever seen and couldn't even sit through the whole thing. He asked me if I wanted my money refunded, but I told him 'no' and said that this will teach me a lesson as to making better rental choices. Lol...VIB is the only film in my history of movie rental watching that I returned without viewing the whole thing. 1/10 is too good for it; it deserves -100/10 as it was absolute garbage and completely unfunny.

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I have this thing where I find it impossible to stop watching a film once I've started it, no matter how horrible it might be. Plus, Bassett was nice to look at, and Robinson's score is better than I expected (ever a CD release for that?). Otherwise, it's total dross, and represents Murphy at his smug, self-satisfied worst.

I am also convinced that Wes Craven had a more-talented twin brother who was only allowed out of the back room he was chained up in to direct one or two movies per decade...it's the only way to explain how he could go directly from Vampire In Brooklyn to Scream. I feel bad bagging on the guy relentlessly over the past two weeks, but damn...what a load of sewage. :? Even the worst Carpenter films play like Psycho in comparison to Craven's worst follies.

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Jeez that's depressing. I learned to turn movies off or at least fast forward through years ago. Life's too short to waste on crap like Vamp in Brooklyn!

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AndyDursin wrote:Jeez that's depressing. I learned to turn movies off or at least fast forward through years ago. Life's too short to waste on crap like Vamp in Brooklyn!
I have no friends, no girl and no social life...movies are what passes the time for me.

-Don't Look Now (1973): 9/10

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Haunting, dreamlike thriller about bereaved couple John and Laura Baxter (Donald Sutherland, Julie Christie) -- devastated by the drowning death of their young daughter -- relocating to Venice to assist in the restoration of a historic church, when Laura meets a peculiar pair of sisters (one blind), who prophesize about visions involving their lost child being "happy". Soon, she becomes obsessed with the idea that their girl is still with them, while John is taunted with eerie glimpses of a small figure wearing what appears to his his daughter's red rain slicker skulking around the fog-shrouded canals and alleyways. Director Nicolas Roeg (working from a short story by Daphne Du Maurier, whose fiction also inspired Hitchcock's Rebecca and The Birds), winds all of this into an impressionistic narrative where past and present collide, leading to a stunning climax where all of the obtuse clues and unexplained happenings coalesce into an unforgettable Big Picture. Not "scary" in the traditional sense, Don't Look Now is a sad, melancholy experience that flirts with genre conventions before upending them in unexpected ways, and Sutherland and Christie make for a superb couple (there's a brilliant scene where Roeg attains an avid sensuality by cross-cutting between them making love and them betting dressed to go out afterwards, a bit later cribbed -- via his own admission -- by Steven Soderbergh in Out Of Sight).

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I have no friends, no girl and no social life...movies are what passes the time for me.
But you should be spending your time watching quality, or at least crap that's fun. Not VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN. Do not fear the fast forward button!

I do sympathize. I remember in college when I was home during summer break, I rented the CONEHEADS on VHS one night. The nice old guy who ran the video store felt so bad for me, he didn't even charge me for it. :|

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-I Bury The Living (1958): 4/10

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Tepid B-movie programmer about a newly-appointed graveyard supervisor (Richard Boone) who discovers that, when he puts a black pin into the plot of a reserved grave on a map of the cemetery grounds, the person who holds the reservation suddenly drops dead. That's a cool, creepy concept that would have been ideal for a compact, half-hour Twilight Zone episode, but even at a scant 77 minutes, the film doesn't have much to maintain interest, especially once the explanation for the mysterious deaths comes to light.

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-Attack The Block (2011): 8/10

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Engaging sci-fi/horror/comedy hybrid about a quintet of chavvy teenagers (lead by the charismatic John Boyega, soon to be seen in the new Star Wars film) who find their London council estate overrun by a swarm of ravenous alien creatures (which kind of resemble eyeless, pitch-black grizzly bears sporting yawning maws studded with what look like sharpened glow-sticks), and how they team up with the young nurse (Jodie Whittaker) they mugged earlier that night in order to survive as the situation gradually worsens. Writer/director Joe Cornish deftly juggles humor and horror in this brisk (88-minute) outing, that boasts some of the narrative sleekness that distinguished the early career of John Carpenter. One wises the film weren't quite so sleek -- there could have been a lot more cat & mouse suspense wrung out of using the building as a Die Hard-style labyrinth -- but the film is nevertheless fun, exciting, and it's bracing to see good, old-fashioned Man In Suit monster effects in a movie these days.

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-Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear (1988): 8.5./10

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Outside of the initial Dead trilogy, this stands as one of George Romero's strongest films...a taut, well-scripted thriller (adapted from the novel by Michael Stewart) about a young man named Allan Mann (Jason Beghe) left a quadriplegic after a recent accident. Despondent and suicidal, his mood is lifted by the introduction of a capuchin money named Ella (portrayed winningly by "Boo"), trained to follow a series of commands to make his life easier. They quickly grow close...too close. You see, Ella has been subjected to a series of injections of human brain tissue by Alan's friend Geoffrey (John Pankow), and somehow Alan has begun to psychically tune into Ella's mind, his moods influencing hers and vice versa, his rages at his current living situation influencing Ella to act out his most primal, murderous desires. Featuring a remarkable "performance" by Boo (if done today, the part of Ella would almost certainly be realized via motion capture computer graphics), and with Romero using the claustrophobic confines of Allan's condition to generate palpable suspense as man and monkey wage an increasingly volatile battle of wills. Also boasting a terrific score by David Shire, this shies away from the extreme gore that typifies most Romero films, substituting psychological suspense that Hitchcock might have envied.

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