ALIEN: ROMULUS - August - Fede Alvarez, Star-Free Cast - Trailer

[AndyDursin]

Never going to forgive Ridley for axing the ALIENS Blomkamp sequel we all wanted and making that piece of crap ALIEN COVENANT. Alvarez made the EVIL DEAD remake that was okay and the DON'T BREATHE movie that wasn't, so really who cares.

Oh and it's not going to theaters. Disney wants all the "FOX MOVIES" not named AVATAR to go to Hulu instead!

[AndyDursin]

Saying it now: "Female Person of Color Who Doesn't Identify as a Heterosexual" will be the one left alive at the end.

Certainly looks like a "Hulu movie" too. No name cast of "young people" being utilized in an effort to reach Disney's coveted "young demo" with Diversity (TM) casting.

At this point, if you're "the white guy," you ain't stayin' alive very long, either!

[Monterey Jack]

Certainly looks like a "Hulu movie" too. No name cast of "young people" being utilized in an effort to reach Disney's coveted "young demo" with Diversity (TM) casting.

This is what the cast of an Alien movie looked like in 1979...



A black guy (who is the third-to-last one to die, BTW) and TWO women! And the youngest member of that cast was probably Sigourney Weaver, who was about 27 when she shot the movie and obviously a woman instead of a girl cosplaying in mommy's clothes.

[Monterey Jack]

Movie is escaping from Hulu, and getting a theatrical release.

[AndyDursin]

Moved off Hulu only because Disney moved everything back years and doesnt have enough product to fill empty theaters next year.

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[Monterey Jack]

Hey, it's better than the fate of Prey.

[Paul MacLean]

At this point, if you're "the white guy," you ain't stayin' alive very long, either!

The white guy probably plays Ash.

[AndyDursin]

No reason to list any actors on this poster as nobody would have a clue who they are...

[AndyDursin]

Looks like this one is for the kids making their first trip into the theater to see an ALIEN movie.

Not a single frame you haven't seen before...

[mkaroly]

Lol...at first I thought it was a reboot of ALIEN!

[AndyDursin]

Isn't that what COVENANT was supposed to be?

Probably not surprising, this is exactly the kind of mid budget movie they make for Hulu. Running around in dark corridors needn't cost a hell of a lot

[Monterey Jack]

Who are these FETUSES in the cast...?



We've come a long way from the days a sci-fi movie cast could look like this:

[AndyDursin]

This is going to be ALIEN for kids who have never seen ALIEN, apparently.

Another Fox-catalog raider from Disney that they have to hope will make more coin than THE FIRST OMEN.