"Kiss The Girl" lyrics changed so Eric doesn't "force himself" on Ariel

[Monterey Jack]

The age we live in...

https://people.com/movies/little-mermai ... -on-ariel/

"Now, I need you to sign here...and here...and initial there...before I allow you to kiss me."

[Paul MacLean]

Disney again.

Can't wait for the re-release of The Love Bug, which adds overdubbed dialog about Herbie being an electric car, and new CGI shots of Dean Jones plugging a charger into the VW.

[Monterey Jack]

This scene would be considered "rapey" today, because Antonio Banderas lays two smooches on Catherine Zeta-Jones without asking her express, written consent first.

[Monterey Jack]

Look at these adorable, child-friendly character designs...!

[AndyDursin]

Shame on anyone who pays to see this garbage!

[Monterey Jack]

Shame on anyone who pays to see this garbage!

Sorry, Andy, but if you say that...

[Monterey Jack]

What adorable, kid-friendly characters...!

[Monterey Jack]

And are all of Ariel's fashionably-diverse mermaid sisters adopted, or what? They all sprung from the loins of Javier Bardem...?

[AndyDursin]

The pandering is just unbelievable at this point.

[Monterey Jack]

The pandering is just unbelievable at this point.

"But it's RACIST to point it out...!"

[AndyDursin]

Best news is they have the gay market cornered too with this.

[Monterey Jack]

To be fair, Ursula's character was inspired by John Waters favorite Divine in the original movie.

[AndyDursin]

I doubt that's what any of them had in mind here though.

[Monterey Jack]

I doubt that's what any of them had in mind here though.

Oh, absolutely...they would have found a way to jam gay propaganda - uhhhh, "inclusiveness" - in there regardless.

[AndyDursin]

Even some of the shills Disney invited to the world premiere of this dumped on it -- and make no mistake, Disney doesn't invite anyone but suck-ups who want to go to these things, who typically are friendly to the company (so they will keep getting invited).

Shame on anyone who pays to watch it!