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Shop 'til you drop...

-Needful Things (1993): 8/10

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Caveat Emptor for those unwary souls who purchase a trinket in the new store that just opened in Castle Rock, Maine, in Needful Things, a spirited adaptation of Stephen King's novel. The proprietor of said shop is Leland Gaunt (Max Von Sydow), a newcomer to the small community who claims to be from "Akron, Ohio". Mr. Gaunt is one charismatic cuss, and seems able to procure anything those who enter his business finds as their deepest, most coveted desire, and for prices that seem far too good to be true. But the monetary transactions are only half of what he wants. The other half...is a deed. A seemingly harmless prank he asks his customers to play on some other member of the town. Soon, he's begun to weave a web of mean-spirited misdeeds amongst the townsfolk (including Amanda Plummer as nervous waitress Nettie Cobb and the great J.T. Walsh as town selectman Danforth "Buster" Keeton III), leading to a rapidly accelerating series of grievances that escalate from thievery to property damage to murder, as Gaunt drinks up the bad vibes like they were mother's milk. Only the local sheriff, Alan Pangborn (Ed Harris) is truly suspicious of the community's newest member, and the wave of misery stirred up by Gaunt causes him to investigate, even as Gaunt drives a wedge between Pangborn and his new finance, diner owner Polly Chalmers (Bonnie Bedelia).

Director Fraser C. Heston (son of Charlton) and screenwriter W.D. Richter (Invasion Of The Body Snatchers '78, The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai), in paring down King's mammoth tome to a manageable length, had to sacrifice much of King's detailing of a piquant small community rife with petty jealousies and strife even before Mr. Gaunt's arrival. The resulting theatrical cut of the movie ran two hours, and came and went in cinemas in the late summer of 1993. However, the movie was reconfigured as a two-part television event for TBS in 1996, offering up a whopping additional hour of footage to flesh out the narrative, and the recent Kino release of the film preserves that cut on a second disc (with the theatrical cut available in 4K on the first disc). I have heard of this elusive cut of the movie for years, and finally sitting down to watch it makes an already effective black-comic horror thriller a richer, more enveloping experience, full of major sequences and character beats jettisoned from the movie to make it an easier sit for theater audiences. It still can't include every little narrative nook and cranny of King's sprawling book, but it makes for a fascinating watch for fans of the movie. However, just as Mr. Gaunt's trinkets carry a heavy price, so too does this longer cut of the movie have its problems. Not only is it now too long for a comfortable sit -- too crammed with incidents and characters -- but the audiovisual presentation leaves a lot to be desired, the image upscaled from the standard-def TV master to "HD" that's plagued with artifacts like aliasing, jagged edges and other anomalies (not to mention being presented in full-frame and with language and violence that's been sanitized for the constraints of mid-90s basic cable). It looks and sounds as good as the movie possibly can given the limitations of the source materials, but considering how Scream Factory presented the extended television cut of the 1976 King Kong (in full HD and even in widescreen!), this makes this cut more of a novelty that fans of the film will pick through to watch the additional footage than sit through in its entirety more than once. Still, whatever version you choose, it's a fun movie, set to a playfully sinister score by Patrick Doyle and buoyed by Sydow's delightful performance, a-twinkle with jovial, erudite menace.

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TV cut was unmolested on the Koch German release and looks a lot better. Some of those jaggies and motion issues -- the ones that weren't inherent in the '90s broadcast master -- were made worse by KL's "upscaling". Even with the massive bit-rate it didn't make a difference because what they applied to the source made it worse.

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SHOCK!!! The monkey...

-Link (1986): 5.5/10

-Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear (1988): 8.5/10

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Monkey business abounds in today's twofer of primate thrillers. In 1986's Link, Elisabeth Shue plays Jane Chase, a young American college student adrift in London who takes up an offer to be the assistant to Dr. Steven Philip (Terence Stamp), a specialist in primate behavioral studies. Moving to Dr. Philips' remote English manor house alongside the sea-swept coast (the movie was shot in Scotland, and the picturesque locations are a major asset). Once there, she's introduced to his pair of chimpanzees, Voodoo and Imp, as well as Link, the doctor's hulking orangutan "butler" (who wears a snappy vest and enjoys a good cigar). However, soon the doctor takes a mysterious leave of absence, and Jane finds herself at the mercy of Link, who starts out perving on her in the bath and proceeds to more violent acts, as Jane has to figure a way out of her isolated predicament.

Directed by the gifted Richard Franklin, Link is buoyed by terrific "performances" by its trio of simian actors and by a wacky score by Jerry Goldsmith's that's alternately obnoxious and melodic, as well as Shue's appealing, fresh-scrubbed wholesomeness (at the peak of her crush-worthy 80s glow), yet Link falters as a thriller, with Franklin -- perhaps weighed down by the constraints of working with temperamental animal performers -- not generating the kind of elegant Hitchcockian suspense he brought to superior genre efforts like Patrick, Road Games and the excellent Psycho II. That said, the movie is compellingly daft at times, especially a "Made it, ma! Top of the world...!" climax with a memorable visual punchline.

1988's Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear offers up superior thrills and chills, the tale of Allan Mann (Jason Beghe), a young law student in the healthy, fit prime of life, with a beautiful girlfriend (a pre-Northern Exposure Janine Turner) and a rosy future...one that's cut abruptly short when he's struck by a van while jogging, leaving him confined to a wheelchair, paralyzed from the neck down. Left despondent and suicidal, Allan is visited by his friend Geoffrey Fisher (a pre-Mad About You John Pankow), a lab assistant at a pharmaceutical company who arrives with a new companion for him..."Ella", an adorable capuchin monkey (portrayed winningly by "Boo"), who moves in with Allan to tend to his needs and provide companionship. Soon Allan has a fresh, optimistic new outlook on life, and a growing romantic relationship with Ella's trainer, Melanie Parker (Kate McNeil), but it seems that Geoffrey didn't bother to tell Allan that Ella has been subjected to a series of injections of human brain tissue, ones intended to increase her intelligence to levels unthought of in primates. Ella is certainly smart as a whip...and also starts tuning into Allan's thoughts and moods, acting out his innermost, darkest desires (like getting back at his unfaithful girlfriend and the doctor -- played by Stanley Tucci -- who not only stole her from him, but also may have botched the emergency surgery that left him a quadriplegic). Soon, Allan and Ella are locked into a symbiotic clash between higher and lower primates, one that is rocketing towards a violent catharsis.

Director George A. Romero (adapting Michael Stewart's novel) crafts one of his best movies outside of his famed zombie series (kicked off by the classic Night Of The Living Dead) with Monkey Shines, a movie that's light on the filmmaker's trademark gore yet generates palpable cabin fever suspense at Allan's vulnerable state as he's locked in with a murderous monkey. Set to an excellent score by David Shire (butting up bursts of percussive primitivism with passages of lyrical melodicism) and featuring terrific performances, Monkey Shines is a highly satisfying horror/thriller, and the "performance" by Boo is a emotive, scene-stealing delight. These days this character would almost certainly be 100% computer generated (and would probably originate with Andy Serkis in a grey, skintight bodysuit with ping-pong balls glued to it), but seeing an actual money engaging in remarkable complex, choreographed physical actions makes you appreciate the time and effort Romero and his animal trainers must have gone through to realize them. A box office flop when released, Monkey Shines is nevertheless an overlooked, underappreciated gem in Romero's filmography, as well worth a look for fright fans.

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-The Exorcist (1973): 10/10

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Saw The Exorcist -- in its "Version You've Never Seen!" 2000 cut -- on the big screen tonight (looked and sounded spectacular), and it's too late and I'm too pooped to recap it now, but seriously...do I need to? It's a masterclass of terror and suspense that will never be topped (certainly not by David Gordon Green, if the Tomatometer holds water). 'nuff said.

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I saw down and watched the original yesterday on UHD -- all the way through -- and I thought it looked spectacular. The color is far more saturated than the previous transfers but, I don't know, I felt it worked. I went back to the old Blu-Ray and it looks so "plain" and lacking any dimension in its tone, that I immediately turned it off. The Atmos soundtrack is outstanding, the mixing of the different elements is potently delivered. I know the purists prefer the original mono (and sometimes I'm one of them) but this was a movie where Friedkin wanted it remixed for stereo as early as theatrical reissues in the late 70s apparently, so it's not like there isn't a precedent. The film wants to be as much of an immersive sensory experience as possible, and the mono sound doesn't deliver that.

And I've written about it before in my review and elsewhere, but I truly do prefer the longer Director's Cut. The brief moments of CGI revisionism are minor and I don't feel detract from the film. And you gain quite a lot: the added scenes of Regan being tested are necessary and horrifying in a different way than her actual possession, the Spider Walk scene is a needed shock moment, and the added character beats -- whether it's Karras and Merrin's exchange about the point of it all, or Kinderman's scene with Dyer at the end -- all contribute and enrich the film beyond just being a slack "horror movie" the way its imitators (and even this wretched looking new sequel) were.

A true classic that brought the best out of so many people involved in its production -- talents, indeed, we don't have around today.

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-The Invisible Man (1933): 9/10

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A brilliant scientist, Jack Griffin (Claude Rains) has cracked the formula for turning a living being invisible, using it on himself, to great success...but soon finds himself unable to revert back to the visible spectrum. And the longer he stays invisible, the more his physical state starts driving him mad with power. Soon, a see-through killer is stalking the countryside, terrorizing the populace as Griffin's fiance Flora (a young and beautiful Gloria Stewart, decades before her fame as "Old Rose" from Titanic) wrings her hands in impotent anxiety.

Adapted from H.G. Wells' famed sci-fi novel and directed by the gifted James Whale, The Invisible Man stands amongst the very best of the original run of "Universal Monster" movies of the 1930s, with crisp B&W atmosphere making the wintry locales a perfect setting for suspense and remarkable special effects by John P. Fulton that must have seemed like sorcery to Great Depression-era audiences and still hold up impressively even today (even under the unforgiving clarity of the excellent recent UHD release). What really makes the film, though, is Rains' marvelously corrupt performance as the mad doctor Griffin. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrolling his 'R's with flamboyant abandon, it's a turn that's wonderfully corrupt, Rains working himself into egocentric arias as he envisions a world where he's free to engage in any malicious activities he so desires with no danger of incarceration ("How am I supposed to 'andcuff a bloomin' shirt?" muses one bemused police officer after witnessing Rains halfway through stipping down to his birthday suit, revealing nothingness underneath). It's tense, darkly humorous and stands as the definitive take on the concept of invisibility even after 90(!) years.

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-Nightmare Beach (1989): 6/10

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A bike gang leader (Tony Bolano) is led to the electric chair in a Florida prison, bellowing to the moment the switch is thrown that he's innocent of murdering a young woman. A year later, the young Miami spring break revellers find themselves stalked by a leather-clad killer whose identity is obscured by a motorcycle helmet. He doles out electrocutions and strangulations to victims as the local police chief (John Saxon) and a pathologist (Michael Parks) try to discover just who's behind the slayings.

Director Umberto Lenzi (using the pseudonym "Harry Kirkpatrick") takes this workaday late-period slasher template and does an efficient - if unremarkable - job with generating suspense and shocks. There are some nicely-crisped dummy corpses on display, and the sunny beach settings -- with shapely, bikini-clad 80s babes on constant display -- are easy on the eyes, but the movie lacks the kind of over-the-top nuttiness and sleek style that fellow Italian horror specialist Dario Argento would have brought to the material. You could do worse.
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Great take, I enjoyed NIGHTMARE BEACH also on its grade B (or possibly C) level. Are you doing PRIMAL RAGE also? That one has some hilariously goofy moments plus Carlo Rambaldi effects, and also was another Italian movie shot in Florida back in the late '80s. (Alas the Vinegar Syndrome disc is mono and the earlier Code Red release was stereo).

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-The Blood Beast Terror (1968): 4/10

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Tedious period shocker about a London detective, Inspector Quinnell (Peter Cushing) investigating a rash of murders of young men in the countryside -- their throats ripped open and their bodies drained of blood -- and discovers that local entomologist Carl Mallinger (Robert Flemyng) has loosed a ravenous, man-sized moth into the world! As silly as it sounds, with a poorly-conceived monster and lack of suspense, only the always-welcome presence of genre fave Peter Cushing bringing a dash of class to the proceedings.

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-The Exorcist: Believer (2023): 5/10

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The latest long-in-the-tooth horror franchise reboot to cut the Gordian Knot and proclaim itself to be "The true, direct sequel to the classic original...!", but it's the same reheated goulash as before. There have been so many sequels, prequels and knockoffs of William Friedkin's still-terrifying 1973 classic The Exorcist that this may as well have been a spoof titled Not Another Exorcism Movie (hell, it's the second one in the last six months alone!). Director David Gordon Green (who drove the Halloween franchise into the ground for the third or fourth time with a recently concluded "trilogy" that got worse with each successive installment) does nothing to enliven the usual cliches of the genre (profane exclamations by sweet little girls, the standard Evil Dead makeup, tediously routine jump scares). It doesn't even get as batsh!t insane as Green's Halloween sequels, it's just wearyingly dull, dragging poor, frail 90-year-old(!) Ellen Burstyn out of mothballs to give the movie a dash of "cred"...only to casually discard her like an empty candy bar wrapper halfway through. You know a movie about demonic possession isn't working when the only cheap scare that made my heart thump even slightly was Leslie Odom Jr. pulling up a rock to reveal a snake underneath (and that was more the subwoofer's work than anything else). It's not even awful enough to despise, it's simply...there. Good luck trying to spin an entire trilogy of films out of this weak sauce.

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Doctor Frank(enheimer)stein...

-Prophecy (1979): 5/10

-The Island Of Dr. Moreau (1996): 5.5/10

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John Frankenheimer was one of the great directors, with many classic films to his credit (The Manchurian Candidate, The Train, Ronin), but his pair of dips into the horror pool left him looking all wet. 1979s Prophecy features a fuzzy Robert Foxworth as Dr. Robert Verne who -- tired of patching up inner-city ghetto babies with rat bites - travels to the wilds of Maine with his wife Maggie (Talia Shire, in-between Rocky sequels) in order to settle a land dispute between the region's indigenous people and a paper mill by investigating the mill's safety regulations. the mill's foreman (Richard "They're not Swedish, Mac, they're Norwegian" Dysart) gives them the grand tour of the facilities, confidently boasting that there's no spillage of harmful chemicals into the local water supply, but Dr. Verne soon witnesses strange mutations amongst the local wildlife and hears tales of the local Native American populace falling ill (related by a proud Native played by...Armand Assante?!). It all comes to a head when the biggest mutation of them all -- a ravenous bear turned inside-out and driven mad -- starts tearing through the local populace (the funniest moment occurs when a family of hikers is attacked in the night, with the young son attempting to hop away whilst still zipped up to the chin in his banana-yellow sleeping bag!). Can Foxworth, his wife, and a steadily dwindling supply of survivors make it to civilization and safety before they're torn asunder?

A very silly monster movie, yet Prophecy is also an impeccably well-made one, with Harry Stradling Jr's excellent location photography and Leonard Rosenman's alternately majestic and bombastic score giving the proceedings a slick studio gloss. Amongst the schlock, there are two scenes that actually work as intended...a scene with the monster bear's two horribly twisted cubs found in a net in the river (they mewl in disturbingly distorted voices) has an eerie yet pitiable poignance. And a bit with the survivors huddling in an underground tunnel while Mama Bear roars and bellows above (and the cut-off shrieks of the ones who weren't so lucky to escape) has a genuine, taut claustrophobia. The rest of the movie is just dumb, but irresistible for fans of this sort of thing (Stephen King wrote about the movie with great affection for several pages in his book Danse Macabre).

1996's The Island Of Dr. Moreau (the third adaptation of H.G. Well's novel, following 1932's superb Island Of Lost Souls and a solid 1977 AIP production) is a whole different kettle of fish, both much worse than Prophecy on a basic competence level yet one of the funniest damn things you'll ever see if you're in the right frame of mind. David Thewlis plays Edward Douglas, a U.N. agent left adrift in the Java Sea after his plane crashes with two fellow survivors, who kill each other in a squabble over the last canteen of water ("They fought more like beasts than men"). Douglas is eventually picked up by Dr. Montgomery (Val Kilmer), who sails him to a remote island where a brilliant scientist named Moreau (Marlon Brando) has created a hideous fusion of animals and men. Douglas is aghast at what he witnesses, but the mad Moreau refuses to let him leave, while his feral daughter Aissa (sexy Fairuza Balk) takes a shine to the stranger from a strange land even as she slowly begins to slide back into the beast she originated as.

Co-scripted by Ron Hutchinson and Richard Stanley (the latter of whom was the original director, before being replaced by Frankenheimer after a week in a frantic attempt to keep the project from spiraling out of control. See the marvellous 2014 documentary Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey Of Richard Stanley's Island Of Dr. Moreau for the full story, which is far more compelling than what ended up on the screen), The Island Of Dr. Moreau is, frankly, terrible, but it's the kind of bad movie you can't take your eyes off of. Brando's famed late-period eccentricities hit a kind of surreal grandeur here, his Moreau coated in white pancake makeup, taken to wearing an ice bucket on his head and -- in a surreal high point - carrying on a spirited piano duet with his most diminutive creation (played by the 2'4'' Nelson De La Rosa), as he plays a miniature piano placed on top of Brando's own! You watch the screen with an ever accelerating sense of astonishment as the movie barrels through one bizarre sequence after another (like Kilmer -- who goes mad for no discernable reason towards the end -- launching into a riotous Brando impersonation), while Frankenheimer fills his busy frames with one gnarled, monstrous man/animal hybrid after another (all impressively designed by the late, great Stan Winston, but a handful of rudimentary mid-90s CG shots have aged horribly), all leering at the camera with snarling abandon. Ron Perlman brings a dash of calm grounding to the material with his performance as "The Sayer Of The Law", but the other animal performers go amusingly over the top as they mug and gnash their false teeth. It's frequently absurd and laugh-out-loud funny, but it's not boring for a second, and Frankenheimer keeps the pacing brisk and the camerawork and editing crisp and focused as the screenplay and performances are not, leading to a bizarre yet compelling genre stew. Definitely worth a look just for the sheer levels of WTF?ery on display.
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-Night Of The Demon (1957): 8/10

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Very effective supernatural thriller stars Dana Andrews as American doctor John Holden, who arrives in Britain in order to attend a convention about the folklore and superstition inspired by witchcraft, but soon finds himself beget by stange, disturbing visions, ones that are propecized by Dr. Julian Karswell Niall (MacGinnis) to take his life three days hence. With the help of the daughter (Peggy Cummins) of a fellow doctor who died in a recent freak road accident -- a man besieged by similar visions before his untimely death -- can Dr. Holden hold onto his sanity before being swallowed up by visions of a demonic face beckoning from inside a billowing cloud of spectral vapor?

Skillfully directed by the great Jacques Tourneur (Cat People, the film noir classic Out Of The Past), British production Night Of The Demon was retitled Curse Of The Demon for its U.S. release and shorn of 14 minutes of screentime. Thankfully, the print I viewed on the streaming service Kanopy is the full 96-minute British cut, and it's a movie full of disorienting camera trickery, bold, stylizing lighting and a spiky, agitated score by Clifton Parker that all combine to suggest an ever-hovering supernatural threat. The fact that the movie actually shows us said threat in for form of a grinning demon feels like a studio imposition ("Hey, we have to SEE that damn thing in order to sell it on the poster...!'), but it's a really creepy, well-designed demon that the movie creates with solid special effects. It's the film's haunting atmosphere that really gets its hooks into you, however, and you have to wonder if Sam Raimi didn't have this in the back of his head while scripting his 2009 chiller Drag Me To Hell.

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-Totally Killer (2023): 7/10

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Enjoyable horror/comedy about a spate of murders of three popular teenagers -- all slain by the "Sweet Sixteen Killer", so dubbed for how many knife wounds he left in his victims -- leading up to Halloween night in 1987. In the year 2023, high school student Jamie Hughes (Mad Men's Kiernan Shipka) has her mother Pam (Olivia Holt) murdered by the killer, who supposedly marked her for death decades earlier and has finally emerged for make good on his promise. Grief-stricken yet determined to find her mother's killer, she's chased by him into her friend's time machine (built into a carnival photo booth!), and emerges into October of 1987, a strange world full of giant, permed hair, "problematic" school football mascots and a total lack of wifi and DNA testing. Now passing herself off as a foreign exchange student from Canada, she finds herself glomming onto her now-young mother (Julie Bowen) and her clique of Mean Girl friends, all of whom are scheduled to be offed within the next few days. Can she pull a Sam Beckett and make right what once went wrong and hope that she can make the leap home before becoming skewered herself by the masked maniac?

Directed by Nahnatchka Khan and produced by Jason Blum, Totally Killer is typical of these jokey, Halloween-themed horror films that breed like rabbits on the streaming services these days in that it's wholly unoriginal, yet it's one of the more enjoyable of its ilk, with Shipka making for an appealing, improvisatory heroine and the movie making some clever convolutions to the typical time travel shenanigans (I liked the idea introduced that the "Mandela Effect", wherein people remember facts from the past incorrectly, is due to timeline shifts due to changing past events). I also found it funny how Shipka pulls a reverse Back To The Future and attempts to prevent her mother and future father (played as a hunky teen jock by Charlie Gillespie) from banging, because they were fated to not hook up until after college ("Too! Horny! Too! Fast!!!").

The movie, while not consistently hilarious, nevertheless is amiable and amusing, and doesn't skimp on the obligatory gore. It's definitely worth a look for those who have Amazon Prime for a more light horror outing.
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-The Prey (1983): 3.5/10

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Six young people hike into the Rocky Mountains, and are picked off one by one by a hulking gypsy who survived a forest fire decades earlier and is now a horrifically burned monster (played by Carel "Lurch" Struycken) looking to make a love connection.

You know what sucks worse than a bad horror movie? Realizing halfway through that you've already watched the damn thing a few years ago, and totally forgot that you did. Then again, bad "shoot it in the woods to save money" horror flicks were a dime a dozen in the 80s, and this one (shot in 1980 and left on a shelf for three+ years) does nothing you haven't seen before, and better, padded out to feature length with endless, random shots of wildlife that, if removed, would probably shave ten minutes off the runtime.

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Break out those bubbling beakers and sizzling electrodes, 'cause it's Frankenstein week!!!

-The Curse Of Frankenstein (1957): 8/10

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Peter Cushing stars as Victor Frankenstein, a brilliant scientist in 19th century Switzerland who is driven to beat back death itself and resurrect life to an expired organism. He succeeds first with a dog, but has far grander designs, and with the increasingly reluctant assistance of his former childhood tutor Paul Krempe (Robert Urquhart), he stitches together a ghastly biological automaton (Christopher Lee) from the bodies of hanged robbers, recently deceased musicians, and anywhere else he can steal or procure the raw materials he needs. Soon, the creature escapes the confines of Victor's childhood home and shambles into the world at large, terrorizing the populace and threatening to bring Victor's unholy attempts to play God to light.

The first installment in Hammer's Frankenstein series, Curse is an early high point for the British studio's horror output, with Cushing adroitly cast. With his snide superiority and erudite diction, he makes Victor's desires to create life seem positively reasonable even as he's engaging in detestable acts like locking his maid (Valerie Gaunt) -- whom he's been carrying on an affair with and who threatens to spill the beans about his secret experiments -- in his lab so his creature can do away with her so he won't have to dirty his skilled hands himself. Lee makes for a visually striking monster, lacking the pitiable gravitas that Boris Karloff brought to the role in the first three of the 1930s Universal cycle of Frank flicks, but even more horrifying to behold, with stitched-together facial planes from which mismatched eyes glare balefully and with a certain low, animal intelligence. And the movie looks great overall, with that classic, atmospheric Hammer look and enthusiastic spurts of gore under the steady guidance of studio mainstay Terence Fisher. Certainly a highly entertaining slice of 50s horror that still packs a punch.

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