-Halloween (1978): 9.5/10
-Halloween II (1981): 7/10
-Halloween (2018): 7/10



Has any horror film of the past fifty years been as picked-over, analyzed and copied as often as Halloween? Co-writer/director John Carpenter’s big breakout, it was the film that set the rules of the 80’s “slasher movie” genre in stone, and while an endless array of sequels and rip-offs have slightly dulled the edge of “Boogeyman” Michael Myers’ butcher knife murder weapon of choice, Carpenter’s skill with generating and releasing tension – and the screamy conviction that debuting star Jamie Lee Curtis brings to the role of meek, virginal babysitter Laurie Strode, stalked by a masked maniac on Halloween night, 1978 – keeps this a seasonal perennial that is still finding new audiences to this day. It’s as basic a fright machine template as that campfire classic that ends with the line, “…and there, hanging on the door handle, was this razor-sharp hook!”, and the very simplicity of its construction is what makes it one of the greats. Later slasher knockoffs would crassly up the gore and nastiness quotient for ever-more-jaded teen audiences (Halloween, in retrospect, could almost be aired uncut on network TV these days, albeit omitting some brief topless shots), but Carpenter’s film is as classy as it is chilling, a model of low-budget efficiency and craft.
It became the highest-grossing independent film of its day, and one of the most profitable movies ever on a cost-to-return ratio until unseated by The Blair Witch Project over two decades later, so naturally everyone tried to cash in, first with a series of gross-out ripoffs (with Friday The 13th leading the charge), and then with a 1981 sequel, given a larger budget and marching orders to up the amount of blood and grue (“Carnage candy!”, to quote Scream 2). Curtis’ “Final Girl” Laurie is brought to Haddonfield Memorial Hospital to be treated for the wounds received on Halloween night, and finds herself stalked yet again by the relentless Myers, whose doctor, Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasance) soon learns Michael has a previously-hidden connection to Laurie.
Director Rick Rosenthal had his initial cut rejected as “not scary enough” by Universal, who requested that exec producer/co-writer/co-composer John Carpenter step in to shoot additional inserts of bloody wounds and other varied nastiness. The resulting film is a perfectly serviceable facsimile of the original movie’s thrills, with returning cinematographer Dean Cundey doing an expert job evoking the look and feel of the original (although Curtis’ awful wig doesn’t help), yet it never generates as much tension or empathy, especially with Curtis stuck in a thankless position of being zonked out on pain meds and out of action for long stretches of the film (no wonder she called her “Scream Queen” career quits after this film). There are some genuine jolts along the way, and Pleasance’s hysterical rantings as the increasingly agitated Loomis are always fun (“I shot him SIX TIIIIIIIIIIIIMES! I shot him in the HEART! He’s NOT HUMAN…!!!”), but it’s merely good, not great.
After the second film, the series would go through as series of ever-convoluted sequels, which were retconned out of existence by the “real” sequel, Halloween: H20, in 1998, which only followed the continuity of the first and second films and ignored the rest. Amazingly, even that film has now been conscripted to the dustbin of history by the 2018 Halloween, which ignores the continuity of all the previous movies but the first (confused, yet?). Picking up forty years after that fateful night in late October of ’78, it features a traumatized, paranoid Laurie living in seclusion and estranged from her daughter (Judy Greer) and granddaughter (Andi Matichak). But when Michael escapes from the mental hospital and comes cruising for another round of All Hallows Eve slashings, Laurie has to gear up, a la Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, to face her fears head-on and protect her family.
The resulting film is as mechanically enjoyable – and disposable – as Halloween II, with director David Gordon Green crafting some solid suspense (set to a terrific remix of familiar themes by John Carpenter, Daniel Davies and son Cody Carpenter), and yet…it’s the same damn beverage, just poured into a fancy new glass. Yeah, it’s better than the majority of post-H-2 sequels, well-acted and stylishly crafted (with an especially well-done climax inside of Laurie’s heavily-fortified home), yet it ends with no sense of actual resolution, just another open door for more sequels (the latest of which would be playing in theaters right now were it not for the Covid pandemic). People clinging to the original Halloween are like fortysomething guys still pining away for the high school sweetie who popped their horror-fan cherry and trying desperately to retain that initial frisson of fear they experienced likely as kids a little too young at the time. It’s time to let this GO, already.