JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION - June 10th - Andy's Review

[AndyDursin]

Yeah, the moment for that was back in JPIII. Whoever opted to write her with another husband in that sequel was just weird...especially since Grant calls her anyway to "get help" late in the movie. It would've been much funnier if that was Grant's actual kid he was trying to talk to.

[Monterey Jack]

I mean, Neill and Dern look great for their respective ages (Neill barely looks older than he did twenty years ago, aside from his grey hair), but who wants to see a romantic pairing between them? They had little chemistry back in 1993, and people were questioning their twenty-year age gap even then. Was anyone squeeing with delight watching these fossils smooch at the end?

[AndyDursin]

Joanne looked at me in disgust. Lol. Both on that and the "gay line".

[Monterey Jack]

[AndyDursin]

Bryce Dallas Howard whining that she's not paid as much as Chris Pratt is just symbolic of life in 2022. Mainly, you know, because nobody buys a ticket because BDH is in it. Or ever has.

[Monterey Jack]

Howard's been acting regularly since 2004, yet how many know her as anything other than Ron Howard's daughter, or else that red-haired girl who had her thunder stolen by Jessica Chastain?