AndyDursin wrote: ↑Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:32 pm
No kidding! There's
nothing funny in that trailer at all.
Sadly, the film has little more mirth than what's been witnessed in the trailers.
6/10
It's kind of astounding...this movie is so up its own ass with dewy-eyed reverence for one of the most
irreverent comedies of the 80s that there's an almost complete dearth of
laughs. I mean, it's not a terrible movie, but, for God's sake, if you have Paul Rudd in the cast, couldn't you have given him some funny quips? Most of the movie is just the cast's wide-eyed gawping at special effects that aren't especially special, and the plot is wholly recycled from the original (as is Elmer Bernstein's score, although Rob Simonson's re-mixing of Bernstein's familiar melodies is actually one of the better scores I've heard recently, replete with Cynthia Millar on the Ondes Martenot). And a lot of people are going to be frothing mad at how wasted the original cast is, all showing up literally within the last ten minutes just to stand around like wax figures and deliver stale wisecracks that remind the audience -- at approximately the
100-minute mark -- that, oh yeah, this film is supposed to be FUNNY.

Add to that a mawkish (if thankfully wordless) climatic "cameo", and you have a movie that's so suffused with fanservice that it forgets to just
be. Say what you will about the 2016 reboot, but at least that film knew that it was, first and foremost, a comedy. This just plays like a low-grade 80s Amblin production set in a crushingly boring Canadian wheatfield, so even when the ghosts break out and start wreaking "havoc" in the nearby town, since there are only about fifty extras, it all flashed by in about fifty seconds' worth of screentime. I liked McKenna Grace's central performance, and there are flashes of the lite creepiness of the original movie in fits and spurts, but overall it's a distressingly mirthless experience that only exists to "fix" the franchise after the failure of the 2016 movie. Even if there weren't a pandemic going on, though, I doubt this would make much more than that film did. It'll get a decent opening weekend, then crater badly.