Re: rate the last movie you saw
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:26 am
KING KONG (1976)
8/10
Hadn't sat through this childhood fave of mine in many years -- surprisingly, it holds up really well. As much as the reviews at the time came down hard on Rick Baker running around in a monkey suit (the few shots of "life size robot Kong" are hilariously stiff) and the occasional heavy-handed line of dialogue in Lorenzo Semple, Jr.'s screenplay, this updating of the '33 classic manages to entertain and maintain a sense of '70s dread from start to end.
The lead-up to the Petrox Explorer's arrival on the island builds up a good amount of tension thanks to the performances and John Barry's terrific score -- the island sequences themselves are well-executed by Tarzan vet John Guillermin and mounted with superb production values and sets. The second half is more like a '70s disaster movie with Kong stomping on the Big Apple -- but it's still fun for the creature feature that it is.
Jeff Bridges and Charles Grodin both do a fine job throughout. As has been echoed here before, I'm not the biggest Jessica Lange fan but her harshness as a sort of vain young starlet, ultimately willing to put her career first, suits this role well -- meanwhile, Richard Kline's cinematography captures it all in attractive widescreen proportions.
One thing this version also makes abundantly clear: how putrid Peter Jackson's 2005 remake was, needlessly expanding the story to suit unnecessary characters like every member of the ship's crew (who cares) and hitting us over the head with bloated plot points and asides. He also managed to botch the central triangle of the three leads, turn Adrien Brody's would-be hero into a worthless passerby, shift the focus to the Denham role (to diminishing effect), and neuter Kong himself in the process. That movie is a total dud, and as much grief as the '76 movie took at the time of its release, it's really Jackson's film that's deserving of the Golden Banana Peel.

8/10
Hadn't sat through this childhood fave of mine in many years -- surprisingly, it holds up really well. As much as the reviews at the time came down hard on Rick Baker running around in a monkey suit (the few shots of "life size robot Kong" are hilariously stiff) and the occasional heavy-handed line of dialogue in Lorenzo Semple, Jr.'s screenplay, this updating of the '33 classic manages to entertain and maintain a sense of '70s dread from start to end.
The lead-up to the Petrox Explorer's arrival on the island builds up a good amount of tension thanks to the performances and John Barry's terrific score -- the island sequences themselves are well-executed by Tarzan vet John Guillermin and mounted with superb production values and sets. The second half is more like a '70s disaster movie with Kong stomping on the Big Apple -- but it's still fun for the creature feature that it is.
Jeff Bridges and Charles Grodin both do a fine job throughout. As has been echoed here before, I'm not the biggest Jessica Lange fan but her harshness as a sort of vain young starlet, ultimately willing to put her career first, suits this role well -- meanwhile, Richard Kline's cinematography captures it all in attractive widescreen proportions.
One thing this version also makes abundantly clear: how putrid Peter Jackson's 2005 remake was, needlessly expanding the story to suit unnecessary characters like every member of the ship's crew (who cares) and hitting us over the head with bloated plot points and asides. He also managed to botch the central triangle of the three leads, turn Adrien Brody's would-be hero into a worthless passerby, shift the focus to the Denham role (to diminishing effect), and neuter Kong himself in the process. That movie is a total dud, and as much grief as the '76 movie took at the time of its release, it's really Jackson's film that's deserving of the Golden Banana Peel.
