The film is now officially doomed.
Who have Fox cast as Damien's scary nanny, Mrs Blaylock? You know, the one who looks like she could break your back just by staring at you?
Mia Farrow.
No, don't laugh. Mia I'm-so-soppy-the-wind-could-blow-me-away Farrow.
Doomed, doomed, doomed...
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So let's see...this is apparently a straight remake...and Liev Schrieber and Julia Stiles likely would never sign on for a sequel...so they'll both get offed, Mia Farrow will get ripped apart by a dog, Marco Beltrami will provide a lame rehash of sub-Goldsmith demonic music, and Damien will be alive and kicking at the end, paving the way for OMENs to come.
There. We're all saved $10.

(PS That's the problem when you remake a movie everyone has seen, and not only that, IS SHOWN EVERY DAMN MONTH on television already! [Actually it might be more like once a week thanks to AMC]. Remaking movies still in the public eye are a total waste of time. But don't tell Fox, they think they've got a hit on their hands.)
There. We're all saved $10.


(PS That's the problem when you remake a movie everyone has seen, and not only that, IS SHOWN EVERY DAMN MONTH on television already! [Actually it might be more like once a week thanks to AMC]. Remaking movies still in the public eye are a total waste of time. But don't tell Fox, they think they've got a hit on their hands.)