This was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad.
I realize Sony has to release one of these every few years to keep Spider-Man under their ownership (or else Disney will swoop in like vultures), but this makes Morbius look like Spider-Man 2. Hell, it may be the most singularly awful comic book movie since The Spirit. 
And it's the first of THREE Spidey spin-off features this year! It's like Sony totally missed the memo that no one likes superhero movies anymore (although Madame Web barely qualifies, coming across more like a wan Final Destination rip-off with the characters showing up in CW-level costumes for like two minutes in future premonitions), and they're cranking 'em out like it's still 2014. And the movie is not only set in 2003 (replete with endless, obviously ADR'ed lines name-dropping every early-2000s thing you can think of, and the lead girls dance on a table in a diner to Britney Spears' "Toxic" in one scene for no reason), but has F/X that looked barely more advanced than you'd see in a superhero movie made in 2003. The CGI looks as laughable and low-rent as something like Daredevil, Ang Lee's Hulk, Blade 2 or even the first Raimi Spider-Man do by today's standards. Also, it's weird that, in an era of Toxic Femininity, this movie's female director dresses the trio of teenage leads so fetishistically (replete with gratuitously bared/toned midriffs) you'd expect Michael Bay behind the camera.
I didn't realize Sydney Sweeney was playing a stripper on the side.
It's a gigantic turd, but it's so awkward and stilted and patched-together it was actually more fun to watch in a train-wreck way than routine bore-fests like Black Adam, Shazam 2, The Flash and The Marvels.
