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Here We Go...DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL Remake Coming
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:52 pm
by AndyDursin
And they have no cast, director, etc. but it's due out next May?!?
There will be nothing left in the remake bin by the time this craze is over...
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news07/070222f.php
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:43 am
by Carlson2005
Can a remake of
Lifeforce with Tori Spelling be far behind?
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:05 am
by Eric W.
Carlson2005 wrote:Can a remake of
Lifeforce with Tori Spelling be far behind?
Probably not.
Honestly: There's nothing that would surprise me at the rate things are going.
Oh, I dunno. . .
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:04 pm
by Jedbu
Hey, how about casting some way beyond their 15 minutes in the roles? Might as well go all the way and pull a Bialystock:
Michael Rennie-Ashton Kutcher
Patricia Neal-Britney Spears
Hugh Marlowe-Colin Farrell
Lock Martin-John Tesh
Sam Jaffe-Ryan Seacrest
and Yancy Butler as the Beaver!
Directed by Michael Bay
Screenplay by Josh Friedman (he deserves it after f*****g up James Ellroy's BLACK DAHLIA)
I couldn't make worse casting decisions than what will really happen!
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:13 pm
by Carlson2005
Michael Rennie - Jim Carrey (serious mode)
Patricia Neal - Lindsay Lohan (not available for night scenes)
Hugh Marlowe - Seann William Scott (Dude, where's my flying saucer?)
Sam Jaffe - Jack Black
Gort the robot - Clive Owen
Bernard Shaw - himself
and Billy Bob Thornton as the General
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:41 pm
by Eric W.
^^ See the last two posts above mine?
Don't put any of that past 'em.
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:58 pm
by Eric Paddon
No doubt they will look for Don Rumsfeld/Dick Cheney lookalikes to cast as evil government officials (as was done in Day After Tomorrow).
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:56 am
by Monterey Jack
"Klaatu...Barada...necktie? Nickel? Noodle? It's definitely an N-word!"